prank part 1

selasa 23/11/2006 bukanlah hari lahir saya bukan juga hari lahir siapa2 di dalam umah kamik, saya merancang untuk keluar makan, candle night dinner bersama keluarga sebelom adik saya 2 orang pulang ke asrama dorang. and also the dinner is on me. idea yang bernas itu saya suggest ke sume ahli kuarga masa kami sume tengah breakfast, ma pilih tempat tuh, ayah pilih tempat ni, and we end up without ending sbb x tau nak makan kat ner, smpi petang masih x derk pilihan, cuma kate ayah

"ready jerk pas isyak, ayah tau tempat menarik"

kakak aku and family also there, and tetibe lagi bape menet pak aku nak balik, students ma aku datang dalam 6 orang, and aku tecengang, kata mama

" mama ajak dorang g makan men2, tp dorang datang betol la plak,nak wat camne, kene ajak jugak!!!"

aku yang kene bayo makanan untok malam itu hampir pengsan....

to be continue ....

ape yang ko tak tau

while listening to Bruno mars. oh just like i mentioned before, kind of addicted to hear his voice all day along. :)

25things you don't know bout me??

banyak gile mye .. bese orang minx 5 jerk.. adeh le..

1. aku lom kawen.. ehh tuh sumw orang tau ke.. tp i'm really sure some of them don't know about my status.. sbb ade yg kate aku ade anak 9.. ( sengal )

2. aku x berapa ske budak... BUKAN sbb aku x ske tp aku rase dorang yang x ske aku, sbb setiap kali aku pandang dorang, dorang buat muke toye.. mula la aku rase nak marah.. tp skang aku dh start blja untuk cube suka menyukai

3.terlalu sayang dengan anak buah sendiri. pelik kan..anak orang len aku kureng .. anak buah sayang ya rabbi.. drg x sayang aku SIAP.. aku kapak2kan karang//!!

4.terlalu suke berjalan.. oh yeah.. only god, my parents, my sibling .. ok all those who really close with me know it well.. sangat..!!!!!! next destination is Singapore anyway ( negara paling dekat but almost the last country that i will go)

5. insyaALLAH going to perform my 2nd umrah next year in ramadhan and will celebrate eid fitri there.. harap2 menjadi.. sbb mak aku t ak mo tanggung dah...

6.sangat cerewet bile nak dok umah sewa, sbb aku memilih kawan.. aku x kesah umah tuh x fully furnish but it's really annoy me when someone too dirty and talk rubbish and bising kat umah.. pantang mak tipah.. ( tp aku bising x pe..) at least aku x disturb others..!!!

7. nak sangat menamatkan zaman bujang before next year... that's mean i have accumulate 1 year and 2 months to go.. ( bongoksss)

8. saya di beri mase 6 bln untuk kurus supaya berkahwin dalam mase yg diberi.. kalau x aku x tau ape hukuman nye.. dont have the courage to ask.. ( kay this one too personal to discuss.)

9.want to perform haj before 40 poyosss kan.. at least ade target le.. hahahha

10. cam mai gak nak kembo.. but i want triple compare twin... sbb x yah beranak banyak2 kali kan..kan..kan..

11. dulo aku x ske cili.. tapi skang peminat tegar tempoyak+ cili.. lalalal ( tp still leh idop tanpa cili)

12.tempat yang tak ramai orang tau.. tapi aku tingin nak gi.. you know where.. in India somewhere called Ladakh. ( google klu nak tau lebih lanjut) amazing place that i ever seen in pictures and movies of course

13.saya ade terlalu banyak cita2, and it keeps on changing.. lalala..
a) peguam ( banyak sgt bercakap nye )
b) arkitek ( siap nak p dubai okay)
c) pakar forensik (tapi takot antu)
d) accountant ( sbb ske account)
e) gabenor bank
f) the latest one i think nak blaja bidang magnetik.. ( okay nih gile)

14.aku benci ungu, tp baju aku banyak ungu ( benci ungu sbb orang yang aku benci tuh ske ungu and die nak buat kale nih time die kawen ) hak tuih.. mencikkkkk

15. i want to be a billionaire. ( this is fact and everyone does!!! ) currently struggling to saving and sometimes spend to be a billionaire. ( nak wat cm ne x dak income)

16. br semalam bagi tau mak aku , yang pas keje nanti nak g bercuti ke seluruh dunia

17. pernah nak di tunangkan waktu usia 18 (mude kan) and pernah nak kawen waktu usia 21 ( bodoh kan) and pastuh smpi skang x penah buka topik tuh..wakakakakak

18. teringin nak blja di Uk, and already got the placement after trying so hard applied it, but then my ayah reject my application ( before he allowed me to do so and even offer to pay my tuition fees there but suddenly he changed his mind)( sedey nak mati) but then now i relief that i'm not leaving :) i love you ayah!!!

19. migrain and sakit perot adalah penyakit wajib dari kecik ( and penah nak buat brain scan smpi skang x buat2) maleh aku

20.kecik2 dulo orang panggil aku et sebab aku pendek ( and still skang aku pendek dlm family) and aku paling hitam dalam ahli keluarga aku ( kesian ./. i'm the black sheep in the family)

21. going to celebrate my birthday in another 3 days starting today..

22.tonight family's dinner is on me :)

23. currently studying so hard sedangkan kawan2 yg lain dah keje.. okay .. nak wat cmne.. lambt sket gerak nye

24. is my age hahah

25. lastttt.. aku terlalu ske dengan barang2 eletronic. and i want to have my own dslr anyone??? birthday gift maybe..?hahahahahahhaha

just the way you are

i love this song .. really loves this song.. actually when first time Bruno Mars came out with the song title billionaire i already fall in love with his voice. not his face or etc..

you know something special about Bruno. his voice too smooth, or we cant even touch it, but it just too amazing to listen on it. try then you know what i mean just know.
he even can sing in the low or high pitch as a singer it is not something that we can proud with,

but i'm really love when he bring along the feels on it. oh yeahh ... so sexy and superb.and the lyric if im not mistaken, it is a part of bible verses? i'm just asking too curious actually. if yes.. ughhh.. terpaksa lupe kan la kan .. for sure.

oh just the way you. be the same you are.

hati yang pentingkan diri

selalu rase idop ni x adil untuk diri sendiri.
selalu buat sesuatu yang akan memberi kepentingan diri sendiri.
nape jd selfish smpi cam tuh sx.orang macam ini harus di campak kan ke pesisiran pasir utk teros menjual ikan di tepi pantai. ye kerana itu lah selayaknye tempat mereka.

hendak yang lebih kejam. bunuh atau rejam sampai mati. ye x penah terjadi kat malaysia. atau dimana2 negara. tapi penh jadi dlam mimpi aku. penah ke?

malam tadi aku sakit pale. tetbe amik panadol 650 capacity nye..wakakakk then telan and cube menidurkan diri. alhmdullillah sakit pale ilang.dengutan di telinga masih lagi ketara. tp buat cool dan teroskan tdo.

saat sedang dlm enakj tdo. aku bermimpi buruk. tp bkb nightmare, slightly simple tp sudah cukop buat aku cuak. mengenai final exam yang aku lupe aku de paper pagi tuh pastuh aku x pagi and aku x leh jawab paper ptg tuh sbb aku dok dibuk tgk tv,

ok yg tgk tv tu serously related to me. and reasonable gile.. cuak seh. mimpi tetap mimpi. jauhkan la dr sume itu.

APAKAH ITU PETANDA RESULT AKU X MENARIK KAU MEMANG THE BOOM.

oh diri berhenti berfikiran negative. sepak muke 80 juta kali.

stop counting the stars

you dont get it yaw??? why should we count something that we already knows the answer. the answer is no answer. quite complicated right.

sejak masuk ke dunia baru, ramai upenye orang yang lahir di bulan yang same. geng sagitarius upenye kite. wakakak.. benonye x dekr mende nak citer... jiwa kaco. ati kaco and mate berketumbit.

keinginan saya same dengan ape yang mak ayah harapkan. cume!!!! arghh ermasalahan itu sangat beso.!!! saya dah masuk category wajib!!!!1

duit lebey? teknik menarik??

arghh student life, duit is really important things .. kan kan kan... even it's only $0.001 it still duit .. perghh sounds materialistic sgt nih.. oh yeah.. i'm no longer check my nuff account. sbb traffic aku pon lembab sgt so aku amik lagi satu klick2 for ads.. simple.. duit masuk pon senang.. ade sesape nak join.. :)???

buhsan arr kat sini

buhsan .. terlalu lame dah kat sini.. tapi bile nak pindah ke or close this account i don't even have courage to do so.. what a shame.. sayang siot..it;s my treasure anyway..hahahahh something that you can hold for this long period of time and suddenly you just throw it away.. oh no it's just not me!!!

it's not that i don't have any ideas to share, but after a while i do understand that i don't even have any skills or talents to write something interesting. oh yeah that's really me!! and somehow it's do bother me to keeps on thinking about it. nowadays the word interesting it self do bother me more. yucksss.. !!!!

oh yeah to all my friends out side there, did you guys notice that it just another 2 month plus minus that we gonna ends our quarter of life in this century. and yet i'm still alone. diet and losing a weight is not my priority but to get something i need to scarifies something, yes i can do anything but not my weight. ok tu statement bangang. yup i know that you notice it too.

what ever it is, i just can't wait to spend my little precious time with my family on 14th November. and you know, November is my lucky month.. guess why??/ till then..

terasa bahang nye

panas ati. orang sume dah abis paper, tetibe berharap sangat yang gap paper nih x jauh untuk last paper, sbb byk sgt men nye... sedey lak tgk orang len dah senang lenang ngan g tgk movie and bercuti bagai, and aku still struggling finish the books which is soooo thick and i do believe i cant make it.. stop!!

lemah nye semangat aku, nak ke tgk org sume dok happy and kite bersedey2 ngan result kite.. i still got time , nape cpt sgt malas ni... bangun.. stop blogging and stop facebooking and start reciting al Quran and the book.. :P doa ku menggunung tinggi.. :*

such a bit**

totally jerk, you not gonna make it aren't you!! not going to throw all my outburst to you but just wanna say it here out loud that, if you keeps on doing THAT things, your life will be miserable and su**...

oh common, stop it, it's hard but you can do it.!!!! usaha la ,.... buduh!!! it's such a bad traits okay, sedey2..nape aku!!!ampon ya tuhan. dosa dah melimpah ruah!!

camne wallet die dalam beg aku.. :( saya bukan pencuri!!!!!

okay malam ni malam emo okay.. di mulakan dengan assalamualikum,

bleh tak rase same perasaan sedey aku nih... cenggini citer nye.... cam sume org tau skang kan musim peksa, sume orang dok sebok study sampi idong kua darah, pinggang x leh tegak and kaki sokmo jerk jam demi mendapat kan result yang gempak.,, paling tak pon buat loan jd scholarship, sumpah nyampah orang blagak pandai apdahal average jerk your performance, ok back to the basic....

so tadi aku de paper , start 2.15- 5.15 and habis awal.. paper kacang panggang tapi aku bace dr bab 1 sampai 10, yang masuk bab 11 samapi 16 thnx yaw... moral of the stroy sila bace satu buku... k( lu bukan tuhan, mane tau mende akan datang)

so masuk exam hall awal aku kire , before 2, letih gak le nak nunggu orang tuh ckp dengan lafas bimilllah , anda boleh mula menulis skarang:P buat la exam tuh ngan bangga tanpa peduli jawapn bagi betol ke x, cuma harapan tinggi mr reza considered sket tyme marking paper saya.


ok climate nye disini pas abis paper, bla bla bla... bgun tido kul 10.00 malam tersedo sbb non masuk bilik amik bj die. pastuh mandi2 and br nak start kemas2 barang tetibe... jeng jeng jeng ade wallet dlm beg aku.. bukan aku nye ( kalau aku nye x yah la nak gempak kan) gelabah la aku... muke gelabah nak mampss...

cari punye cari dpt no die.. seb ade no hp die kat dlm wallet tuh. aku try kol.. jam menunjukkan pukol 11.37 malam.. lebeh kureng la.kol kali kedua ade org jawap..

aku tanya ape ade ilang wallet. tapi aku x nafi kan nape kakak ni cam x caye aku.. sbb die abis paper kul 12.00 tghari and cam ne wallet die ade dalam beg aku,pelik2 and pelik.. sbb paper aku start 2.15.. sedey seh, die x kate thnx.,, i do understand why, may be she just dont get it, she keep asking me how i got her number, how i know her name, and my number is so familiar to her. i dont care, i just dont care.

i called you because i concern, i call because i care. that's it!!!if you dont trust me. it's up to you. even though your last word seem to be thankful to me, like you said " kalau awak curi awak xakan kol saya" yup... kalau saya curi sy x kan kol akak on the spot. i just realize that you wallet in my bag at 11.30 , and kol you on the spot once i get your number,

yeah you dont need to show it, enough for me if Allah knows my intention. because He knows better. :P think positive :P

mungkin paper usul fiqh akan jadi senang sbb case ni.?? wakakak.. i dont even have a mood to study... paper rabu okkk.. wish me luck.. :p